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A business man called and had a from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."

Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years." "How much are they each?" "Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!"

At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars. One of the chamber members stood up and said, "I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army."

Have you heard about the new aftershave from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.

A doctor had been attending a rich from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live. Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to put his affairs in order. "Oh yes, I've done that," said the old gentleman. "I've only got to make a will. And do you know what I'm going to do with all my money? I'm going to leave it to the doctor who saves my life."

Who dropped a wad of notes with from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, here's the elastic band.

Fred Thank you so much for lending from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!

The best way of saving money is from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.

What happened when Dumbo went to a from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.

I hate paying my income taxYou should from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money

Dad would you like to save some from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.

Three animals were having a drink in from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."

How can a can you double your from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
How can a can you double your money? By folding it in half.

What happened when the cat swallowed a from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.

Fred collected lots of money from trickortreating from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."

Why did the mean teacher walk around from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

Where do bees keep their money In from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.

Why is money called dough Because we from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.

Can I borrow that book of yours from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.